Sex Toy Storage
Hide your Adult Toys from Prying Eyes

When not in use, you should keep your sex toys and adult material out of the reach of pets, kids and prying eyes.

At the very least, be sure you store them in a place that keeps them cool, dry and easily accessible to you, and always remove the batteries before storing.

Sex Toy Storage

How you store your sex toys and adult products can be as important as how you clean them. We are not suggesting you need a temperature and humidity controlled vault to store your adult and sex toy items in, however, there are some basic things you can do that will help to prolong the life of any adult toy.

Adult Toy Storage Basics

• Remember to always remove the batteries when you're done using any adult toy to prevent leakage. Removing the batteries will also prolong the life of the batteries as well as the toy.
• Be sure your sex toys are completely dry before you put them away, otherwise you could end up with mold and mildew.
• Keep each of your adult toys separate from one another by wrapping them in a soft cloth, T-shirts or sock. Some adult toy materials are not compatible with one another and can cause melting or discoloration.
• If bullet vibrators and eggs are removable, store them separately from their respective toys.
• Sex toys and condoms do not stand up well to direct sunlight and excess heat. The can melt, discolour, or dry out. So store your adult toys and condoms in a cool, dark place such as a dresser drawer or sex toy treasure chest.
• Extreme cold can also have a negative effect on any sex toy not made of acrylic, glass, or silicone.
• Clean your sexy adult toys before storage and then again upon taking them out for use.

Where to Hide those Sex Toys and Adult Materials

Ok, now that you are the proud owner of a rather impressive collection of sex toys, lubricants and oils, and other sexual enhancement products, books, videos and magazines, where are you going to store them out of reach of the children, in laws and hired help?

Here are just a few suggestions for storing all those sexy adult toys you have invested in.

Keep your Adult Toys and Sexy, Erotic Play Things within Reach of the Bed

There's nothing that can spoil a spontaneous sex toy moment quicker than having to stop what you are doing in order to retrieve your adult toy of choice. Foreplay interruption can have the same effect as a bucket of cold water dumped on a pair of pups in heat.

Any where out of reach of the bed is not a good place to store adult toys. This applies equally to sex lubes, condoms and massage oils.

A handy sex toy is a sex toy that is going to get the attention.

Adult Toys in the Bedside cabinet

This isn't going to solve the problem of children and nosy parents, and it may not be all that original, but it's convenient, reletively inconspicuous, and it's clos to the bed. The Bedside cabinet is by far the most common place people store their sex toys and erotica.

Sex Toys in a Shoe Box

One of the most discrete places you can keep your adult toys is in a shoe box. That's right, a shoe box. I mean who is going to be going through your shoes, right? It isn't the most romantice of places to store your sexy collection, but hey, it makes sense.

In fact, I'll bet there are a lot of shoe boxes sitting under beds in this country that don't have shoes in them!

Sex Toys in the Bed

You don't get any closer to the bed than in the bed. You can store your adult toys in a pocket bag attached to the side of the mattress, or you can actually keep your sexy play things betweent the mattress and box springs. Hell, you can have a his and hers pocket bag attached to both sides of the mattress if you like.

You can even buy specially designed pillow for keeping your sexy adult toys, lubes, cleaner and accessories. The perfect marriage of style and substance is unlikely to hold your entire sex toy collection, but will keep your toys and accessories of choice close at hand.

Again, this isn't going to help with the children, as kids want to get into everything, and to them a sex toy is just something else to play with. But if kids aren't the issue, then the bed it is. Convenient and right to the point, but be careful guys. You just never know what else might be hidden under the mattress.

Custom Sex Toy Treasure Chest

How would you like to have your very own custom built sex toy treasure chest, complete with padded compartments and a key lock. By far the most elaborate and expensive solution to the sex toy storage dilemma, but also one of the most romantic.

A custom adult treasure chest solves the problem of storing sex toys appropriately while at the same time, keeping them discreet and out of the reach of unwanted hands and out of view of prying eyes.

Tupperware for Sex Toy Storage

Don't know how to store your adult toy collection, then use Tupperware. It keeps your sex toys fresh, clean, neat and tidy, and conveniently stores them all in one place. You can get containers of all sizes, so if you like, you can use smaller tupperware style containers to compartment your toys, accessories, oils and lubes, and then keep it all in a bigger pastic storage container right next to the bed.

There is nothing like a big see-through plastic box full of adult toys and sex products staring you in the face, every time you enter the bedroom, to get the mood off to a good start.

Of course for those of you that are comfortable enough with your sexuality to leave your sex toys out in plain view, you can always leave your sexy toy collection on top of the Bedside cabinet. That way they will be out in the open, in plain view for all the world to see.

Now what better conversation piece is there than that?